Tuesday, June 1, 2010

He's Coming...

MLB.com put the world on alert today when they announced Jesus Christ himself Stephen Strasburg will make his return to Earth debut on June 8th against the Pirates Pirates. Word on the street is that the Marlins are already selling tickets to his perfect game regardless of where it happens.

Stephen Strasburg was the number one pick in last year's amateur draft. He's already on track to lead the Nationals out of ruin and to many championships. He's a first ballot Hall Of Famer and slayed Hitler in Vietnam.

Godspeed young Jedi.

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