Jeff Kent: Survivor

Meet Jeff Kent, former Major League Baseball player. Oh, you know who Jeff Kent is huh? Well did you know that he is on Survivor? I didn't.

Why is Jeff Kent on Survivor? He says it's because of his "competitive nature." I think it's because someone called him fat and he came back with; "I'll show you." *stomps around like a Texan* "I'm gonna be on Survivor." *spits tobacco, misses spittoon*