Showing posts with label brian roberts is alive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brian roberts is alive. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2010

Brian Roberts Concussed Himself?

Baseball has a long and grueling 162 game regular season. It's not unusual for a player to take a trip or two to the 15-day DL. How they get injured, well that's the fun part. Sammy Sosa hit the DL after a sneeze destroyed his back. Clint Barmes, and this might be my favorite, spent some time on the disabled list after falling down a flight of stairs while carrying deer meat. While Brian Roberts didn't make it to the DL to close the season, he's pretty sure he delivered the blow that led to his concussion-esque symptoms...
“I don’t know 100 percent sure, but it was Monday night. In frustration (after a strikeout), I whacked myself on the head with my bat in the ninth. I had my helmet on,” Roberts said. “It’s something I’ve done a million times, but I still can’t tell you for sure if that was it. But that’s the only thing that I can point to because that night and the next morning, I just didn’t feel good. So it’s been going on since then.”
Bo Jackson disapproves of Brian Roberts technique. I just spent a good 10 minutes trying to find a video of Bo Jackson breaking a bat over his head and came up empty. What's up Internet? Are we not cool anymore? Roberts will undergo a CT scan today in hopes to reveal the cause of his head pain. Roberts missed most of the first half with a herniated disk and only made 261 plate appearances. He posted a .278/.354/.391 line which wasn't too far below his career averages.

We hope Brian has a speedy recovery since concussions are all the new medical rage in sports nowadays. And I also bet my retirement fund on the Buck Showalter Express (34-23 this season) finishing above .500 next season. I'm not a wise investor.

Unrelated note: Brian Roberts' wife is hot.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Curveballs for Jobu

Curveballs for Jobu is Offbasepercentage's daily trip around the ballparks.

Today's honorary bat boy is Jose Lind.











Orioles 9, Angels 7. What is going on in Baltimore? Brian Matusz pitches well (6 IP, 1 ER), Brian Roberts is alive (1-for-3, RBI) and the O's have won two in a row! Of course, it helped that Ervin Santana (3 2/3 IP, 9 ER) pitched like Willie Santana (27-83, 7.65 ERA for the fictional Zonk County Haystacks).

Dodgers 9, Padres 0. Vicente Padilla took a no-hitter into the seventh and finished off the two-hit shutout for the Dodgers. Padilla, the Nicaraguan John Lackey in the face, threw 77 of his 105 pitches for strikes and has a 1.80 ERA in nine starts since returning from the disabled list.

Rangers 11, Mariners 6. We're all about countdowns here at Jobu, so let's begin the Don Wakamatsu Countdown to Unemployment at 10 days.

Now it's time to play...

The Next Seattle Manager Based on no Research or Inside Knowledge

Derwood: Willie Randolph

Cubs 15, Brewers 3. Carlos Zambrano: scoreless seventh inning.