
The loosely considered professional baseball organization that resides in Miami, Florida was in the news today, thanks to one,
Miguel Olivo. Olivo demanded a release from Jefferey Loria's team for the
third time last night, and was denied for the third time last night. So in true professional style, Olivo watched the first inning from the clubhouse, then showered, then got dressed, then left.
Totally fake Unofficial reports suggested that the list thing heard from the one time decent backstop turned third string catcher was, "Screw you guys, I'm going home." This, of course, is yet to be confirmed.