Showing posts with label barry bonds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barry bonds. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Terence Moore Is A Joke

I don't make a habit out of criticizing paid sports writers since I'll never be able to pull it off with the pizazz and acclaim that the boys from Fire Joe Morgan were able to do. Plus we prefer to make fun of the futility that occurs on the field instead of behind the keyboard. But I was filled with such hobo-strangling rage after Terence Moore's last piece for MLB.com, I simply couldn't hold back.

I spent a fair amount of time growing up in Atlanta and couldn't figure out why Moore had a paying gig then. But he managed to hold down a post at the AJC for a quarter century before taking a voluntary buyout in 2009. He was off my radar from the time I moved out of Atlanta in 2008 until today. The focus of his MLB.com article is, on the surface, Alex Rodriguez closing in on Lou Gehrig's all time grand slam record.

After he quickly acknowledges that A-Rod will soon own that record (kind of), Moore goes on to restore another record...
The same goes for those in pursuit of 755.

Yes, I said 755, as opposed to 762. The former is the number of lifetime home runs for Hank Aaron, as opposed to the 762 for Barry Bonds. While, Bonds is the record holder, Aaron always will be the standard bearer. So, you can see where I'm going.

When it comes to grand slams, let's just say Rodriguez won't be the standard bearer after he retires.

This goes beyond the fact that A-Rod joins Bonds as one of the primary faces of the Steroid Era. This is about the following: Gehrig and Aaron just have "it" when it comes to those records.

You can't describe "it," but you can feel "it."
I'm sorry, what? I'm not sure what this clown is talking about but I'm pretty sure he's treating us like a bunch of children. These records are in print, without asterisks, and will continue to be there no matter how much "it" or "pixie dust" or "good ole boy journalism" you want wish upon Gehrig and Aaron.

I think Moore goes on to describe how Aaron gets more "it" points for the story and era in which he broke Babe Ruth's home run record and penalizes Bonds a few hundred "it" points for...nothing, really. He doesn't spend much time at all on the PED side of Bonds' tainted legacy. Even the laziest of Bonds critics will throw out some lame joke about the expansive hat size of early-2000s Barry. But Moore seems content with his Bonds doesn't have "it" diatribe.

He meanders all over the history books making sure to include Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle for some reason before coming back to Rodriguez and the grand slam record. Then he breaks out this gem...
You may recall that Gehrig also earned his nickname as "The Iron Horse" by playing in a record 2,130 games before succumbing to a bizarre muscular disease that eventually was named in his honor. His record for that playing streak lasted 56 years until Cal Ripken Jr., kept going and going before snapping it in 1995.

Nothing against Ripken Jr., but Gehrig remains the standard bearer for that record, too.
Somebody fire up a syringe of Thorazine, this man is high as a kite. I understand the Steroid Era arguments against Bonds. They're wrong but I can see people wanting to protect their childhood hero's beloved record from that evil Bonds character. But how can you even argue that Ripken didn't just break but shatter Gehrig's consecutive game streak? Ripken's streak went on for 502 more games!

Best case this is an awful article and worst case it's irresponsible gibberish. Either way, I expect better from MLB.com especially with so much outstanding online content available for educated baseball fans. And Terence, please stop. Back away from the fancy color-screened writing machine.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I Was Not Selected To Be A Barry Bonds Juror

Barry Bonds' perjury and obstruction of justice trial is set to kick off with the recent selection of the jury and, unfortunately, I was not asked to participate. Perhaps I wasn't selected because I don't live in California or because I checked the "I've heard of the Internet" box on the online application. Or, just maybe, it's because I'm thinking about getting Bonds' 2004 .362/.609/.812 slash line tattooed on me. Either way, I'm out but eight women and four men are in...
The New York Times reports that eight women and four men were selected to be jurors for Bonds' perjury trial, which had been scheduled to start more than two years ago.

But an appeal over evidence and subsequent motions set the start date back, and Bonds, baseball's all-time home run leader, now faces four charges of lying under oath and one count of obstructing justice. He pleaded not guilty to the charges, which he faces as a result of his 2003 grand jury testimony in the BALCO case.

The Times reported that group of about 100 potential jurors filled out questionnaires about the case, and 55 were asked to show up at the courthouse Monday. The story said the 12 jurors and two alternates were selected after questioning by lawyers and U.S. district judge Susan Illston.

Bonds' trial is expected to last between three and four weeks, according to various reports.
I think I'm getting better at journalism. I just blockquoted an entire article from the Toronto Sun about a news report from the New York Times. I'm going to top it off by stealing a picture from Getty Images.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Editor's Meeting

MTD lives in New Orleans and Derwood built a cabin out of sticks and mud in Atlanta, so occasionally they have to communicate through email. Here's the latest back-and-forth entitled "The Greatest Individual Season of All-Time", which tackles Bonds, Ruth, hot dogs, and of course raccoon humping.


from MTD
to Derwood Morris
date Tue, Jun 15, 2010 at 12:41 PM
subject The Greatest Individual Season Of All Time


Sometimes, when I get sad, I go look at the stat line from the greatest season of all time. What Barry Bonds did in 2004 wasn't human. I don't care if he was eating babies and doing lines of coke off of a toilet. He hit 45 home runs and .362/.609/.812 for an OPS+ of 263. Getting on base at a 61% clip was aided by 262 walks (120 intentional), but he also only struck out 41 times. I think that sound you heard was Yuniesky Betancourt's head exploding. His 12.5 WAR is only 7th all time, but it's behind four Babe Ruth seasons and Mantle and Hornsby seasons. His OPS+ is second all time to his 2002 season but I think it's the OBP that puts 2004 over the top for me. What do you have? And you better not say something like the year Scott Brosius managed to put together a 121 OPS+ for the Yankees. *shakes fist*


from Derwood Morris
to MTD
date Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 1:30 PM
subject Re: The Greatest Individual Season Of All Time


You look at Bonds' '04 season when you get sad, I watch tapes of the 1998 World Series, or The Brosius Series, when I get sad. Yes, Barry Bonds in 2004 was very alien-like; the numbers are absolutely ridiculous (especially his +17 Eaten Babies, which led the NL), and I don't think a similar season is coming any time soon. Yet, in the spirit of this cheap wine-induced debate, I give you Babe Ruth's 1920 campaign as the greatest single season of all time.

Barry's walk total (262) and OBP (.609), completely absurd. I'm not going to touch those. But the other numbers are really close.

BA: Ruth, .376, Bonds, .362
SLUG: Ruth .847, Bonds, .812
OPS: Bonds, 1.421, Ruth, 1.379
OPS+: Bonds, 263, Ruth 255
HR: Ruth, 54, Bonds, 45

Pretty tight in those five categories, plus if you believe idiots, Bonds was a dope fiend who would hump a raccoon for a fix, while Ruth just ate hot dogs and drank beer. It was a clean era, man!

Except for the rampant gambling.


from MTD
to Derwood Morris
date Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 4:00 PM
subject Re: The Greatest Individual Season Of All Time


Whoa, those raccoon humping charges got dropped, sir. Plus we don't know what else the Babe was on in the 20s. Sure, he ate hot dogs and drank a lot of beer (we do that too and hit no home runs), but he could have easily been hopped up on, um, weed? People in the 20s thought cigarettes were good for you. In 10 years, everybody will be taking HGH. I'm hoping it will help heal the damage I'm doing to my liver. What were we talking about?


from Derwood Morris
to MTD
date Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 6:14 PM
subject Re: The Greatest Individual Season Of All Time


We were talking about raccoon humping, but I don't think we should be anymore. I once ate a hot dog, drank a beer and hit a home run, but I was playing RBI Baseball.

You know, people in the 2000s also think cigarettes are good for you. Those people are: me. Can we get into an MVP voting discussion please? I'll get it started with Jimmy Rollins in 2007. Apparently, it doesn't matter if your on base percentage is .344 and your OPS is .875, YOU can be National League MVP. Well, not you. Jimmy Rollins. Plenty of people have already attacked the Rollins MVP vote, but I don't think many of them have pointed out that he finished 21st in 2006 with very similar statistics.

And if Albert Pujols is alive and putting up these numbers: .429 OBP, .997 OPS and 8.3 WAR, he should be MVP every single time. But he can't beat me in RBI Baseball.


from MTD
to Derwood Morris
date Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 6:25 PM
subject Re: The Greatest Individual Season Of All Time


I think cigarettes are an important cog in the writing and attracting ladies process. I also enjoy a little vodka in my breakfast orange juice. There are some insane stat lines throughout the history of baseball but 2004 Bonds is as good as it gets. Agreed? Good. Let's move on.


from Derwood Morris
to MTD
date Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 8:20 PM
subject Re: The Greatest Individual Season Of All Time


I think it may be time for me to call those people again and have them bring the wagon over. They'll give you the jacket without the sleeves and the big orange pill with the dolphin on it. Everything is going to be OK.