First, we have Pittsburgh closer Mark Melancon and his game-worn #35 jersey. The 'current bid' was $400, but I can't go any higher than 45 cents.
Next: it's Chris Stewart and his game-worn #19 jersey. I can almost feel the jersey on my back, caressing me while I cook breakfast for Chris Stewart.
UPDATE: 8:10 PM
The bidding for the Stewart jersey has picked up quite a bit. I will not be out-bid.
Finally, we have a lineup card from a game Kyle Lohse pitched against the Padres on April 23. Kyle Loshe? The Padres? A piece of cardboard? April 23rd?! Too good to pass up.
