Misery in Toronto

Signs that you probably just lost a baseball game in 14 innings:

1. Your No. 3 hitter went 0-for-6 with five strikeouts
2. Your No. 4, 5 and 6 hitters combined to go 2-for-18
3. The last time you scored a run was 1987
4. Chad Gaudin is walking slowly off the mound
5. Someone, possibly the author of this post, just destroyed some patio furniture