Mark Reynolds is my boy. He had a nice fantasy breakout season last year while hitting 44 home runs and swiping 24 bases. He also led the league in strikeouts with 223. He picked up a solid 5 Golden Sombreros last year. He picked up his first Golden Sombrero this season on June 13th. And he didn't waste much time picking up his second. Reynolds went 0-4 tonight with 4 strikeouts. You know what that means? It's time for me to get drunk with my donkey.
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I named him Hurradura and we split a gallon of daiquiris tonight. He wants to go to a strip club so let's get to Reynolds' strikeout fest...
Top 2nd: Reynolds struck out looking against John Lackey. Looking? That doesn't sound right. Maybe he was distracted by a vuvuzela.
Top 4th: Reynolds struck out swinging against Lackey. Okay, that's better.
Top 5th: Reynolds struck out swinging against Lackey again. I get that tingle up my spine and ask him for some love.
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Top 7th: Reynolds struck looking against Dustin Richardson.
That's just some good looking out. Thanks, Mark. If you could send me some cash, I could get moving on the OffBP Golden Sombreros. Made out of straw. Alright donkey, let's go to the strip club, you're driving.
Top 2nd: Reynolds struck out looking against John Lackey. Looking? That doesn't sound right. Maybe he was distracted by a vuvuzela.
Top 4th: Reynolds struck out swinging against Lackey. Okay, that's better.
Top 5th: Reynolds struck out swinging against Lackey again. I get that tingle up my spine and ask him for some love.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaQEE0w8NdQPai2rJBDTNmG-19tQCR-F1PCyr6YBmAqE-pF2pBVJVJ0La8K-LS83zyriRLKn7ZRnVN1RuS-PNKc4jSpQRs9OfCNFUiQI-S-ohPitwSNXE-c9uKvMQmJqm-HFqKLRArEDY/s320/mark+reynolds+gs+watch.jpg)
Top 7th: Reynolds struck looking against Dustin Richardson.
That's just some good looking out. Thanks, Mark. If you could send me some cash, I could get moving on the OffBP Golden Sombreros. Made out of straw. Alright donkey, let's go to the strip club, you're driving.
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