Friday, December 24, 2010

Steve Balboni Fan Club Formed

Offbasepercentage would like to announce the forming of the first of many fan clubs: The Steve Balboni Fan Club.

$4 membership includes:

* A Balboni Ground Outs in 1987 lithograph
* Balboni Bologna™ - one piece of specially-marked bologna from the former designated hitter/first baseman's failed home business
* A personal birthday voice mail message from Balboni himself, or Balboni impersonator/former high school classmate Danny Mitchell
* A copy of Balboni's auto-biography Don't Look Back, A Curve Ball May Be Breaking Away From You

Email mtd or derwoodmorris to join

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