Offbasepercentage would like to announce the forming of the first of many fan clubs: The Steve Balboni Fan Club.
$4 membership includes:
* A Balboni Ground Outs in 1987 lithograph
* One piece of specially-marked Balboni Bologna™
* A personal birthday voice mail message from Balboni himself, or Balboni impersonator/former high school classmate Danny Mitchell
* A copy of Balboni's auto-biography Don't Look Back, Just Go To First If It's Ball 4
Email mtd or derwoodmorris @offbasepercentage.com to join