Brad Penny Is Engaged To Some Hot Chick

I've never seen Dancing With The Stars. I watched the first couple of seasons of So You Think You Can Dance but that's because I had a girlfriend at the time and thought I had a bright future in popping and locking. Anyway, like I said, I've never seen DWTS so I don't know who Karina Smirnoff is, but that's why God invented Google Images. I guess she's pretty hot if you go for that tan, sexy, smoking body look. She recently announced her engagement to pitcher Brad Penny, take it away AHN...

"Dancing with the Stars" dancing pro Karina Smirnoff is a fiancée again. The 32-year-old ballroom dancing champ has revealed that she is engaged to her baseball player boyfriend Brad Penny.

Smirnoff showed off her engagement ring Saturday at the fifth anniversary for TAO in Las Vegas. According to usmagazine.com, since Penny couldn't be at the event, he sent his soon-to-be bride an Everlon Diamond Knot necklace in a fortune cookie.

If you're keeping score at home, Brad Penny has now dated Alyssa Milano, Eliza Dushku and is engaged to Smirnoff. Chicks must really dig that career 4.11 ERA and 3.98 FIP. Either that or diamonds and cookies. The fact that I went with stats first might explain why I'm single.

Penny made 9 starts for the Cardinals and over those 55.2 innings posted a 3.23/3.40/3.77 (ERA/FIP/xFIP) line. I don't think that's worth the $7.5 million he got paid but he clearly needed the diamond money.