I'm starting to get tired of all of these Brewers' Sausage Race knockoffs. The Presidents Race in Washington? Okay, you're cool. But the Pirogi Race and the Condiment Races and the Home Depot Tools Race? Just stop already. The epidemic has even spread to the minors. The Reading Phillies have a Vegetable Race and I can only assume the mascot costumes were sewn together by some of the players' moms. Recently, Broccoli won and celebrated by proposing to his girlfriend or one of the 12 random girls at the AA game.
Did you notice that Broccoli dominated that race? No wonder that girl said yes. I bet he got cheese melted on him that night. I don't even know what that means.