The Rangers inked Yu Darvish to a six year, $60 million deal after paying $51.7 million to negotiate with him. It was a hefty price to pay for the Japanese pitching stud. I'm no scout so I turned to Twitter to get a better idea about the Rangers new ace. Here's what I learned...@_BrilliantBrian: I bet Yu still tricking
Deception isn't part of his game but I suppose MLBers will be confused at first.
@RiiLEY_JOLiE: YU CUTE ON TWITTER BUT NOT IN PERSON
Easy RiiLEY, Yu has modeled nude before so some chicks might dig his long ball(s).
@_StuntDaily: retweet if YU thick #strapped
Uh. I'm not doing the research on this one so refer to the previous tweet.
@HelloKiaa: Can't make me jealous, if I don't care about Yu
Oh, Alex Anthopoulos, that's a nice try posting under HelloKiaa. The Toronto GM is quite savvy in social media.
@SomethinMajor94: gud think Yu kan spell
Hey, hey... There is a 98% chance Darvish is better at English than you, buddy. That one might be a hate crime but I can't find my decoder ring.
@drewskiiii: pretty chicks want Yu to hit them up, pay for the date, gas, and make them laugh. average chicks down wit Netflix
The Rangers would probably settle with a ton of innings and a high K/9 rate but George W. Bush and Nolan Ryan wouldn't mind if Darvish could teach them Netflix too.
@ImSwaggiin: I Jus Kno Yu Hoes Hoe For a Hobby LOL
Is that the end to the pimp version of "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?"
This was just the tip of the iceberg. There are so many people talking about "Yu" on Twitter. He might be the most popular player ever.
Yu need to make me an omelet. Or at least a photo of an omelet.
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